Just a funny
Hello all. This one had me rolling on the floor. I HAD to
share it with you.
Kandy
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed
that
the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a
lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors
all
other
system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Car
Test
Driving 2.5, and Monday Night Football 5.0 no longer run,
crashing the
system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the
background while attempting to run some of my other
favorite
applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
un-install
does
not seem to work on Wife 1.0. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks, Joe
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Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is
mostly
due to
a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend
7.0 to
Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING
SYSTEM
and
designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
convert
back to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would
cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is
impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program
files from
the
system once installed.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but
end up
with
more problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep
Wife 1.0
and
just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you
read
the
entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
(GPFs). You
must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might
occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will
be to
enter
the command
C:\ APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because
ultimately
you will still end up having to give the APOLOGIZE command
before
the
operating system will return to normal. The system will
run
smoothly
as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 can be a great program, but is very high
maintenance.
Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife
1.0. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under
any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This
program is
not compatible with Wife 1.0 (or Wife 2.0, or any version
of
Girlfriend for that matter) and is likely to cause
irreversible
damage
to all of your systems (computer and otherwise).
Best of luck.